Men Take Note: Poorly Tailored Suits = Hideous.

6 Apr

What is with all you men out there who wear suits that are way too big for you? What are you hiding? Are you smuggling something because your suit could fit about four extra people and it’s offending my delicate eyes. Get a tailor, now. @GTtheSuitGuy told Sarah and I via twitter: “You should wear the suit, the suit should not wear you. Your suit should be tailored to your body.” YOU HEAR THAT MEN? Shocking but true, your suit should fit you. An astounding and complex finding, if you ask me. And no, tailored is not synonymous with “tight” it just means the proper fit. Not too big, not too small. Just right. Visual examples for the confused below…

YES:

yes. yes. si. oui.

NO:

why jonny?! no. never. NUNCA.

No way his biceps need that much extra space.

Can you spy the difference? Now go hit Brooks Brothers and then your local tailor before I cry. Do @GTtheSuitGuy, Sarah and I proud…wear clothes that fit you. You can do it. Try this sneaky trick: if you think you might look like an overweight stereotypical mob boss in your suit and you’re not actually overweight or killing people for money, your suit is too big and the wrong style. Boom.

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2 Responses to “Men Take Note: Poorly Tailored Suits = Hideous.”

  1. mike April 6, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

    lot of time on your hands eh?

    • Margo April 6, 2011 at 6:49 pm #

      Dear Mike,

      We write our posts in advance for most of the week and schedule them for posting automatically at different times throughout each day – but thank you for the concern about the amount of free time we have that you expressed so eloquently in your comment on this post. We hope this eases your mind and you enjoy reading our blog during your spare time, eh?

      Best,

      Margo & Sarah

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