Britney Spears Radiates Her Own Destiny…

10 Mar

So I was watching Brothers & Sisters on Hulu last night when (during my commercial break)  I was lucky enough to stumble upon this little GEM of aromatic gold, platinum even.  The unstoppable Miz. Britney Spears has released a new scent and this time it’s BEDAZZLED. I haven’t actually smelled it but, I think “baby prostitute” is probably a pretty accurate description. Anyway, the point behind this post is not the actual perfume, it’s the glitter-fest of a commercial that has hit the airwaves on behalf of the perfume. It begins with everyone’s favorite pop star as she escapes the clutches of the paparazzi and finds herself wandering into the fabulous lair of a PSYCHIC. After sitting down and gazing into the crystal ball, she proceeds to announce that she has no use for a fortune teller because she, “chooses her own DESTINY.” Oh Britney, you go girl! Wouldn’t Destiny have made a better name for the perfume? Maybe Camp Spears only thought of the ‘destiny’ slogan after they signed off on Radiance and thought “Oh what the hell, they’ll never notice.”  Who can tell? All I know is, “It’s Britney Bitch.”

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